Doughnuts for Supper

This just isn't a good diet plan. Take my word for it, I've tried it. They say most fad diets work because they disrupt your normal overeating pattern. But no matter how much I stuffed myself with creme-filled donuts at supper time, I still managed to gain weight! Day after day, jelly-filled, long johns, every flavor of frosting I could find, I just kept getting bigger and bigger. So help me, Richard, I'm ready to turn to fresh fruits and vegetables any time now.